Random Additions/Music

BP
Two of your cows are leaking milk at an uncontrollable rate. Um, actually fifteen of your cows are leaking milk at an uncontrollable rate. And you don't know how to stop it. Oops.

DAGENHAM AND REDBRIDGE
Where the **** did you produce those three cows from?!

CHANNEL ISLANDS
You have 2 cows, but only one can afford to live here.
(courtesy of Nicky)

THE SOUTH BANK
Your cow is inexplicably purple.

BARNET FC
Your average weekly attendance is around 2 cows - maybe 3 on a good day - and frankly you're quite happy with this.

ELEVATORS
Your two cows provide irritating background Moozak (with apologies, Ed.)

TEXT MESSAGING
U HV 2 CWS LOL :-)

THE SPICE GIRLS
You have 5 cows, each carefully marketed to suggest their own unique character. They tell you whta they want, what they really, really want.

JULIE ANDREWS
The hills are alive with the sound of moosic (Couldn't resist. Ed.)

EELS
You have no cows, but it's alright, cos you like birds.

SAINT-SAENS
You have an elephant, a swan, some donkeys... no sign of any cows, though.

TCHAIKOVSKY
You have syphilis. History hasn't recorded how many cows you had.

ANOSTICISM
You may have two cows, but on the other hand, you may not. You just don't know.

ATHEISM
Of course you don't have any cows. Don't be so ridiculous. How could you when cows don't exist?