FOOD SCANDAL
You have two cows. They turn out to be horses.
UK BORDER AGENCY
You have a cow, which you declare not fit for purpose. You split it into two cows, and wait for the inevitable.
IAIN DUNCAN SMITH
You have two cows. One lives in big, warm barn next to a lush, green field, the other in a shed in a dirty yard. You visit the one in the shed, take its milk away because you think there's room in the shed for at least one more cow, chop its front legs off and tell it we're all in this together.
CLASS SYSTEM
You traditionally had three cows. Now you have seven. Apparently.
Sunday 7 April 2013
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