Immigration Cows

STUDENTS
You have two cows. They are the brighest and the best

HEATHROW
You have two cows. One is deemed to be of "High value", and thus jumps the queue.

ACCORDING TO THERESA MAY
You have two cats. You get a visa.

BUREACRACY
You have two cows. They fail to get visas as they accidentally forget to tick the box to confirm they are not in fact sheep.

THE HOME OFFICE
You had ten thousand cows at the last count, but you've lost track of them. They might still be here, but moo knows? (see what I did there?)

STUDENTS ACCORDING TO THE DAILY MAIL
You have two cows. They work full time in a burger bar, taking British jobs away from British cows.

TOUGH NEW MEASURES
You have a cow and a calf. You send the calf away to live with a bull it's never met.

TIER 4 FORM: NEW VERSION
You hav two cwos. Got to section O.

HELPLINE
Your cows are very important to us. Please hold, or see our website for more details.

THE FUTURE
You might have had two cows, but they went to Canada instead.